this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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