She's JV to your varsity
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you didnt know i had herpes?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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