At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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