dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Just invented taco cereal.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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