stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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