the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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