I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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