The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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