You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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