I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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