I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i already hear my dad disowning me
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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