I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
