jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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