you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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