Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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