woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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