Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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