I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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