no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed