I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing