the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
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sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night