Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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