I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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