Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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