so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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