Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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