Buhtt sex?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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