this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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