I got chris browned last night
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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