what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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