she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Dick very happy bro
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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