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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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