I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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