im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
You work out of a Hotel?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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