Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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