wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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