normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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