apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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