I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My dick has a subreddit
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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