I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
He did a backflip because drugs
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