Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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