weddingsv make me drug and hornr
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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