your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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