In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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