i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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