Do you still have your period?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I will be naked everywhere
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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