just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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