if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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