On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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