you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
This is classic penis vs brain.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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