that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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