yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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