You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
