its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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