Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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