You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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