can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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