Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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