As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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