I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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